Jenny McCarthy is Disgusting, Part 39,481
Jenny McCarthy ... there aren't even any words that exist to accurately describe how gross and despicable she is. Between her habit of being generally annoying and her history of extremely harmful anti-vaccine comments, she's capable of some true horribleness. But, as many times as she's proven this about herself, we still manage to be surprised by just how awful she can be.
This girl was on "Watch What Happens Live" last night, and just wait till you hear what she said about Donnie Wahlberg's penis:
"Without a doubt, it gets better every single time I make love to him. First of all, he has the most beautiful penis I've ever seen in my life. But you know what it is, he knows how to [use it] ... Sometimes they're deformed-looking and sometimes they're a different color that you're not used to. Some are, like, purple. Some are pink ... The size is perfect. I can't get too descriptive. But, you know what I mean! It fits my vagina perfectly and hits the spots right. But the thing about it is...he makes love to a woman."
Now, of course it's unreasonable to expect anything like class to come from Jenny McCarthy, but this is a little too much, even for her. But then again, maybe it isn't, because she also told this very charming story about her first few times meeting Donnie:
"I thought he was married on Watch What Happens Live. Then he went on my show and I was like, 'He's single? I want to sit on his face.' That's what I told him. And then I gave him my phone number…and he didn't call for two weeks. And then we went out and I knew from date one I was going to marry him."
She told him that she wanted to sit on his face and then she was surprised when it took him a while to call her. Oh, Jenny, it takes some time to recover from that kind of trauma, have you learned nothing from your vast history of being ridiculous? Obviously not, but honey, listen: it's time to get a little smart.
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