Chris Brown Did Not Knock Up Karrueche Tran
Let's All Hope And Pray That Chris Brown Did Not Knock Up Karrueche Tran
You're going to want to stop whatever you're doing and cross all your fingers, and all of your other crossable body parts too, because we need all the luck we can get on this one. See, someone named Wackstar posted that little photo up there of Chris Brown cuddling with Karrueche Tran, and, if you'll notice, Wackstar's hand is on Karrueche's stomach. And, dear god, here's how he captioned the photo:
Congratulations I hope is a boy
Now, of course this could be a joke. This could just be something to rile us all up, and we're not by any means taking this as a legitimate pregnancy announcement. But there's just the slightest possibility that this could be true, isn't there? After all, Chris and Karrueche are together right now, and many adults in romantic relationships have intercourse, which is what makes ladies pregnant. She could be growing the spawn of Chris Brown in her uterus right as we speak. And wouldn't that just be the wildest thing?
Chris is trying to do better, yes, but he's a long way from being an ideal father (in case you're wondering, that's because in an ideal world, fathers do not get arrested for hitting people). Maybe this might be nice news in a few years or so, but not new. Please, please not now.
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