Tara Reid Must Have Been Living Under
"I haven't seen Paris in years. ... I don't even know the situation with Paris.You know I'm older than those girls. I'm probably ten years older than them. So they might have been mean with each other, but ... I'm kind of the godmother of those girls. ... [I rose above] but they didn't do so good."
--Tara Reid on former pals Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, and how it seems like she's saying that she's been so much more successful than they have -- LOL. Lindsay, she might have a point against -- though there was "Liz & Dick" -- but Paris? Sorry, Tara ... we kind of prefer you over Paris, but there's no way in hell that you've done more than she has in the last decade.
Let's recap for a second: Paris has an alleged net worth of over $100 million dollars (and that's not even Hilton family money), has been an actress, put out music, modeled, created perfume, fashion, and accessory lines that have reportedly earned nearly a billion dollars, sold mobile phone apps ... oh, and now she's a DJ, too.
Yeah, she did that awful "Drunk Text" interpretative slither to house music or whatever that was, but we're thinking that all of that combined probably beats out "American Reunion" or whatever it was called and the "Sharknadoes," though we loved them, too.
Girl. Put your mind in gear before trying to put your mouth in motion, OK? That, and don't walk and chew gum at the same time. Somebody might get hurt.
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