Some random soul who’s obviously still distraught over the end of ‘Desperate Housewives’ decided to get his/her fix by anteing up $45,000 to spend a weekend with one of the show's stars, Eva Longoria.

Yes, $45,000. As in nearly half a hundo thou. Someone spent a cool $45,000 to spend two lousy days with a B-list celebrity.

According to a new report, an Eva Longoria superfan (they actually do exist) dished out that cash to spend a weekend at the Monaco Grand Prix. They get to do all the funsieeeees with her like have lunch, attend concerts, party on yachts, fly in business class — basically things only really, really rich people get to do.

Fine, it doesn’t sound lousy, but $22,500 a day to do all of these things with Eva — not Leonardo DiCaprio or Ryan Gosling (we’d probably sell our souls to make that happen) — is pretty ridiculous if you ask us.

“I’m a lot of fun,” she said during the auction at the second annual Global Gift Gala in Dubai. “Ask anyone!”