Courtney Stodden Gives Us The Greatest Gift of the Season

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Oh, dear friends, this is such a special time of year, a time that's meant to be all about peace on earth and goodwill toward all. A time of love and kindness and togetherness, and, if we're being real, presents are typically part of things, too. You might get gifts from family and friends and coworkers and all kinds of people, but, without a doubt, no gift could possibly compare to the one that Courtney Stodden is giving you right this very moment.

Check her out, y'all. Those big ol' sequined heart pasties over her private lady bits. Those pink thigh highs made out of ... what is that, latex? That wild hair, the fancy lighting ... appreciate this, everyone. Courtney Stodden does so much for you, and you need to be so very thankful.

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