It Sure Would Be Nice If Chris Brown Could Get Over Himself
Chris Brown is only about a zillion different kinds of terrible, but for some reason, he still manages to have a good career, and he's proving that by going on a special tour with Tyga and Trey Songz. And what does he do to show his gratefulness in getting such a gig? Does he make some kind of humble statement in an attempt to show the world that he's no longer the old Chris Brown? Does he do some kind of sweet gesture to show his excitement about sharing this experience with two other artists?
Nah, he just said something gross about men bringing their "females" to see the show:
“I would have to commend the guy who brings they girl to our show. Because it takes a lot of guts and security within himself to be able to watch his female fan-out and have an amazing time and almost, sort of fantasize, in a way, about us on stage. You very brave, and I commend you for it, sir, whoever comes out to the show. It’s also showing your lady what kind of man you are. You comfortable with yourself; you’re ok with that.”
Yes, Chris, because any woman who has the misfortune of seeing your show is certainly fantasizing about you. Because women don't like music, right? No, if they're there, it has to be some kind of sexual thing. And, of course, they have to be brought by their boyfriends, because how else could they make it on their own? They couldn't. They need their partners to lead them all throughout life, just like a man needs to consider "his female" and what she can and cannot handle in terms of trashy famous convicts. Thank you ever so much for teaching us these lessons, Chris. Bless you.
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