Selena Gomez Refuses to Stop Embarrassing Herself
Oh, friends, this is going to be so hard for us all, but together, we can get through anything: some new songs by Selena Gomez were just leaked, one of them is called "Do It," and it is, in fact, about doing it. Like sex. Doing sex. And it's bad:
"If I had a choice," Selena sings in her lovely little voice, "if I had my way, boy, you know we'd do it every single day." She tells the subject of the song -- and now is as good a time as any to suggest the very real possibility that this is about Justin Bieber -- that "I'll show you what I like boy boy boy if you show me what you like boy boy boy." It's a lot to take in.Look, there's nothing wrong with Selena enjoying sex. That's good and healthy and all that, and even if -- sorry for this mental image -- it's Justin Bieber that she enjoys having sex with, that's fine. If she wants to write songs about sex, that's fine too. But to write a song like this, a song called "Do It," and to have it be such a basic little pop song, it's just weird. And kind of sad. And more than a little mortifying.
Try again, Selena. Please.
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