Here, Let Nicky Hilton Judge You for A Minute
It's not like we've been living our lives all this time thinking that Nicky Hilton was some great, amazing human being -- we really didn't give her that much thought at all, to be honest -- but if there's one truth in this world, it's that people can surprise you. And boy, did Nicky surprise us, and in the worst way possible.
See, she wrote this book about fashion called "365 Style," and at a recent signing, she took it upon herself to give out some additional advice. And she really just should not have done that:
“To not add weight, I walk not take taxis. Use stairs instead of gyms. If anyone’s fat, avoid prints. Try oversize boy stuff. Nothing constricting. Hide the bad body part. Do navy, dark colors. Got great legs, accentuate with short dresses. Super-skinny? Layer."
Did you hear that, ladies? If you have some extra weight, just don't even try to wear women's clothes, OK? Just find something in the men's section, or throw on a trash bag or something. Because your body is "bad." And don't wear bright colors either, you don't want to go drawing attention to yourself. Actually, if you could just stay in your house in the dark all the time, that would probably be best.
Does Nicky realize that this is how she sounds, or, and this is probably a more relevant question, does she even care that she sounds so horrible? But hey, here's a fashion tip that she might not know about: people with good attitudes look a million times better than people who are catty and rude and judgey, regardless of weight or clothing. And that's the truest truth.
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